Author: kazbah33pics
Trouble in Paradise …
I’m fairly sure they’ve been drugging me. It’s not a nice process. First Kaz makes me eat something (that’s not too bad), then lures me into the bedroom (usually with a stringy thing) then scoops me up off the floor, grabs the back of my neck and then there’s Sooz with stuff she squirts into my mouth. I don’t remember much after that usually except Sooz saying: Go to sleep Nig…
Ouch … (I think)
OMGoodness – what were Kaz and Sooz thinking? Who needs to be up and dressed and out of the house by 6:30am – it’s just not normal! And what was all that at the Vets… sure they were nice enough but I’m fairly sure they did something to me while I was there. If I could get this plastic cone off my head – and keep it off – I could have a proper look. I’m fairly sure they shaved my tummy and there are bits of plastic sewn into there as well. I’m not allowed to play with those… I know that for sure because Kaz and Sooz keep telling me not to. They get quite excited about it too. And about my running around the house – not easy with the cone on. Eating in it isn’t easy either. At least I can still sleep – except when I’m rampaging around at 3 in the morning (“No Nigella No”) and Sooz is trying to get that cone back on. Does she not realise how much effort it takes to get that thing off?
Sunday Schedule (so far)
Wee early hours: walk around making some purring noises.
6:00am: walk around meowing.
6:33am: play on Sooz’s side table.
6:35am: walk over bed and pillows.
6:36am: knock water bottle off Kaz’s side table.
6:38am: breakfast (finally!)
6:45am: back to bed for (forced) cuddles with Kaz
7:01am: grooming … grooming … grooming (a girl has to look her best).
7;13am: monster Sooz.