Author: kazbah33pics

Will they please go out? Okay, yes, they do go out in the morning for a bit but then they come straight home: I know they’re coming straight home – they’re bringing coffees with them – last week they were having it down at the Broadwater. Why the change? Why, I ask you. Does it have something to do with the “lockdown” (and yes, those air quotes are there for a reason)? Or it is because they are racing home to watch the Olympics? They’re doing a bit of that lately – and they’re very voi voci noisy about it too. Especially about someone called Sam Kerr and something called the Matildas.
Kaz has been able to drag herself away from the television long enough to take me outside a couple of times. I have to keep insisting though – she says she’s going to take me out “after lunch” or “when there’s more sun” and then she forgets because she’s busy doing other things – and how can any of them be more important than me?
And did you hear Kaz came up with the idea of doing Stand-up Comedy?  How funny is that! An inveterate introvert thinking she could stand up in front of strangers and make them laugh … mind you, there was one smart thing she was planning to do: use me as her muse (read: subject matter)! How could she miss? Hmmm … it was just lucky Aunty M came the next day so they could watch that French show – and what should it be about but a starlet who wanted a new thrill, so she was trying out as a … stand-up comic. She bombed. And who says vicarious learning doesn’t work? Kaz hasn’t mentioned stand-up since. I guess that means she’s done a stand-down. (Geez, we might have been good together afterall!)

A girl really has to make her own fun while those Mummies are busy …

Aunty M came to see me this afternoon … or so I thought but rather than spending all of her time with me, she was leafing (pun intended) through the garden looking for a clover with four leaves.  Okay, she was patting me all the time she was doing it – yes, Kaz had me outside today, and she eventually did find one.  Just as well she found it today too because word is that Kaz is currently charging the batteries for the lawnmower and has her sights set on the grass out there … and, by definition, the clover as well.

Sooz brought me home a new Tibet today … it was apparently a birthday present to her from So … but we really know it was meant for me.  And I think I look good on it … and the original Tibet as well of course … I’m not going to be letting that go any time soon.

I surprised Kaz last night … just as she was getting ready for bed (and it was a late night because she was trapped by that television again) and checking the doors and lights for the evening, I heard her and ran in under the Mummies’ bed … and I made sure she saw me otherwise it’s absolutely no fun.  I was interested to see what she would do … I know she can’t reach me under the bed – but I wasn’t sure which of the usual tricks she would play – rattling the cat cookies container, dangling the fish toy near the edge of the bed … that type of stuff.  It never works but she keeps trying … as though, magically, one day I will forget that I’m the smart one in this household. To her credit, though, Kaz didn’t try any of her usual tricks … she just sat on the side of the bed, quietly telling Sooz, who by this stage was awake, that I was in the bedroom.  Then nothing.  Of course, I had to come out and have a look … and still Kaz didn’t pounce on me.  That didn’t come for a good few minutes when nonchalantly she stood up from the bed and went to look in the wardrobe … and then she had me.  I am reminded of that scene in Jurassic Park when the velociraptors ambush the Robert Muldoon character which he only realises when one of them is standing right next to him … “clever girl”!  I am going to have to watch her … in fact, I’m going to keep an eye on both of them.  I don’t know how, but I think they might be getting cleverer (Is that a word? Kaz tells me it’s a word!)

The Mummies often tell people that I am really good at letting them know when someone is coming to the front door.   They think I am being a watchdog but I’m not … not really … I am just hoping whoever comes will let me out of the house … without that darned 4H on.  Yes, that’s right, Kaz still hasn’t weakened on that particular rule … it’s still “Nigey … blah blah blah … no harness no outside … blah blah blah blah blah”.  Does she know how sick I get of hearing all that blah-blah-blah-blah-blahing?  She may like listening to her own voice but you can’t say that for the rest of us!
To tell you the truth I was kind of glad Kaz and Sooz took themselves off for the weekend. It meant that Aunty M came to visit – not once but twice.  She came yesterday afternoon and this morning.  You’ll be pleased to know that I didn’t fall for her opening a can of cat food for me … I didn’t eat it the same way that I never eat it for Kaz.  Cat food?  Cat food?  What does she think I am? 

It was good when they came home this afternoon though … Aunty M had left me a load of cookies and things but it’s always nice to have fresh from the Mummies … and to have my litter tray cleaned out as well.  Speaking of litter, Kaz loaded up my tray with a new litter before they went away.  It’s scented … lavendar … and it’s a lovely grey colour – and quite fine. It’s hard to spread as much of it over the floor as I usually can … but I’m doing my best.  It will be interesting to see what happens on Wednesday when the 100kg of product from Katz Loo arrives Hopefully I like that one … because it’s a lot of litter if I don’t. 

I’m still having a good time with my new Beach House … but I really like the box.  It’s a bit of a squeeze but I am able to get all the way into it now (after a false start the other day).  And when I’m not in it, I’m on it.  And if I’m not on it, then I’m having a sit (and a chew) on Sooz’s overnight bag.  Maybe next time they’ll take me with them. 

It’s official … I love Aunty M.  Not only does she give amazing face rubs, and looks after me while my Mummies skive off, but now she’s bought me a new house!  And it’s a BEACH HOUSE!!!!!  She must really like me too to go to all that expense just so I’ll be happy … and just like Mimi … because she got one too.  That Mimi is such a big show-off.  She sent me a photograph the other day … more than one actually, of Mimi sitting on her grandmother’s wheelie-walker and being pushed around the house, and another one of her (that would be Mimi) playing in her beach house and one with her new shoe booties with what looks to be pictures of lions on them.  That’d be right.  Lions!  Or something that looks like lions.  My Mummies never get me anything like that.  Hmmm … I wonder if I could go and live with Aunty M … and maybe if she has me, she’ll be able to give Mimi to someone else.  Oh wait, that won’t work … what would her grandmother do?  Who else would sleep in her sink?  I’m not sure why they make Mimi sleep in the sink.  I’ll ask Aunty M the next time I see her.

In the meantime, it’s business as usual around here.  I have managed to sneak into the bedroom at night a couple of times and the other night I actually got to sleep on the bed for a couple of hours … and I might have still be there had I not woken up and started playing.  Yes, yes, the first place I went was to Kaz’s sleeping machine … and then up along the bed head and down onto Sooz’s bedside table … and then, when I knew they were awake and looking for me, I quickly slipped under the bed … and I would still have been there had Kaz not done a dirty trick – dangling the ribbon from Sooz’s dressing gown over the side of the bed … and like a sucker I went after it … and she was clever … so very clever … which is so unlike her … because she lured me up onto the bed with it and gave me a big pat, and let me play there for a while before she dangled the ribbon onto the floor … and then eventually back on to the bed … and that’s when she grabbed me and unceremoniously dumped me outside … into the cold, cold, cold, freezing living room for the rest of the night. There’s a word for people like that!

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