I did not hiss at Dr Donna at the V-E-Ts today. Okay, that might be a bit of a fib but it was totally justified. Oops, that might be a fib too. I just didn’t want to be there. I had been relaxing in one of my tubs, Outback, enjoying the day and keeping an eye of M Sooz when M Kaz appeared out of nowhere, scooped me up and threw me into my cage. M Sooz betrayed me by closing the lid on me. Did I say “no”? Yes – the Mummies heard me loud and clear. I know because M Sooz said so to M Kaz – with quite a bit of surprise in her voice – as though I’ve never said anything before. Did they take any notice of me? No. And can you believe Aunty M and Mimi weren’t even there yet? That – seeing Mimi for the very first time – was the only reason I’d even considered going when Aunty M mentioned her appointment for Mimi to those Mothers the other day. I might have imagined the words “double date”. So, and alas, Dr Donna bore the brunt of my considerable rage! Dr Donna still did a lovely job on my nails though – that’s the sign of a true professional. No, I’m not showing them to anyone.
Nigella ... 