Those Mummies have gone now and left me alone with Uncle Wayne. He’d better be on his best behaviour or there will be trouble around here! He tells me the Dummies (oops, Mummies) are going to be gone for weeks and weeks and weeks. They didn’t tell me that but I did hear M Kaz say something like that when she took me to the V-E-T the other day. She said that since they would be away for a while, she wanted to get me a pedicure so my nails wouldn’t catch on the carpet. How thoughtful! That’s not going to be an issie though because I have a new CAT TOWER!!! As I understand it, Aunty M has given it to me to look after until she and Mouse and Mimi move into their new home in December. Good luck with that. It is a wonderous and amazing construction – edifice if you will. It came in three prices and I helped Uncle Wayne put it together. That’s more than M Kaz did. She just helped him carry it in. I do love it.
The fact that those Mummies are going to be away for so long explains why M Kaz has been taking so many photos of me lately. Whichever way I’ve looked lately, there she’s been with the phone, taking picture after picture.
I suppose I could have slept in with the Mummies last night but figured they should get used to me not sleeping with them – keeping them from falling out of bed, warming their feet – all the wonderful services I do for them. I won’t be able to do any of that for Uncle Wayne. If tbis is like any of the other times he’s stayed at Jannie, our room is his room for the duration of his stay – even during the day when I could be using it.
Nigella ... 