Those Mummies are watching the Olympics again this evening and this time they’re watching the Decathlon with the men doing the 110M Hurdles. Do they do a girl’s Decathlon? Surely they must. As surely as Nigeys get up to scratch at the television. Nigey: 3,269,387 M Kaz: 0. She’s resorting to the spray bottle again. I’m not sure it’ll work any better this time but we all know M Kaz will keep trying (even if it doesn’t work). But I’m not playing anymore tonight. I’ve had my two dinners and looked up adoringly at M Kaz and now I’m going to bed – yes, on M Kaz’s bed.
Nigella ... 