Well, it’s good to be home after my holiday at Aunty Rosemary’s. I think the Mummies had a good holiday too although I hope they didn’t have too good a time because they’ll want to go off on another one – another one they won’t take me on. I know they would if they could but they are worried I would be too cooped up in the motel rooms especially if they had to sneak me in. And they know I’d miss my Outback. And I did miss Outback while I was at Aunty Rosemary’s and when I got home as soon as they opened the door, I was out there. Did I miss it more than I missed the Mummies? Hmmm. It may be better if I don’t answer that.
I have been trying out all my favourite sleeping spots again since my return but my favourite night-time spot is still on the bed with the Mummies – down by M Kaz’s feet. I’m not sure if it had anything to do with me – or that my nails are quite long at the moment, but M Kaz was telling M Sooz she had been dreaming about sleeping with a sloth – no, not a lazy person – she meant the animal with the huge claws. It’s not surprising then that I have an appointment for a pedicure tomorrow. The Mummies think I don’t know but we’ll see what happens in the morning when they come looking for me to take me to the V-E-T.
I haven’t missed ‘The Block’ while I’ve been away and I don’t think they have either in that they have been watching the ‘ Blockheads’ do what they do – not necessarily in a productive way. Thank goodness they’re not forcing me to watch it with them – well with M Sooz . M Kaz says she’s not watching it but I hear her comments!
Nigella ... 