M Kaz is a tiny bit of a liar. She really is. She keeps telling me she is going to take me outside but she doesn’t. She says she means to … and I want to believe her when she says it, but she has disappointed me so many times … well, once … it was just the once … and when she came home that day it was already dark … and we all know I don’t want to go out in the dark and she certainly doesn’t want to take me out in the dark … I have a fair bit of white fur but I think she thinks she wouldn’t be able to see me out there in the yard in the dark. She’s probably right.
Update: She did take me out in the yard this afternoon; I think it was because she wanted a reason to be out there so she could sit in the sun and I think she really wanted to because she is feeling a tiny bit off colour at the moment – not seriously but enough to make her into a bit of a grouch (a bear with a sore head more like!) – she’s got the sniffles, a sore throat and a few aches and pains … and she does go on and on about them so it’s good we went out!
I don’t want to be critical but while we are talking about outside, it’s time someone grabbed the lawnmower and gave it the once-over … and ventured into the garden to do a (big) spot of weeding. Hmmmm, you know I can’t do everything around here Mummies … a Nigey can only eat so many weeds and grass!
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