Hmmm … what kind of trick was that M Kaz? You first?
That was how that Mother lured me out of the bedroom this morning when I went to wake her so we could have some Nigey-M Kaz time. Okay, it was just 3 in the morning … but she had been up. I saw her playing Wordle on her phone just before that! But no … it was too early to get up to do things with Nigey … but of course she didn’t tell me that straight away. She hopped out of bed and then went over to the door with me and said “You first” and indicated that I should go out the doorway before her … which I did – only to have her close the door behind me – with her still in the bedroom! Not nice … not nice at all. The other Mummy doesn’t do that .. she gets up in the middle of the night to sit with me and talk with me and tell her about all kinds of stuff, and she offers to share her cheese and crackers with me too. But does the other Mother do any of that? No, she just wants to sleep during the night – except for when she plays Wordle in the wee small hours of the morning or reads the Smart News app or … well, you get the idea … anything but spending quality time with me!
Nigella ... 