There’s no doubt about it… someone has really fallen down on the job here. It’s the 3rd of December already and I haven’t seen The Elf On The Shelf make an appearance yet! Yes, yes, I know they (the Mummies) are up to No. 8 in their series of candid Christmas photographs featuring Mummy Sooz … but really, we see her all the time and that poor little Elf is only allowed out in December… and only until the 24th or is that the 25th. He’s like the Advent(ure) Elf.
The Mummies are starting to get busier now that Christmas is coming and they keep leaving me at home alone far too much … although come later in the month… even though they think I haven’t been listening … I know someone’s off to see Aunty Rosemary. I really hope it isn’t me! Seriously, I was only there a minute ago!
I’m hoping I am going to be one of the lucky four going on the Christmas Lights Canal Cruise next week. That would be so much fun. The Mummies have already been out looking at Christmas Lights. They were so late back from Trivia the other night because they went touring the neighbourhood looking for lights – down by the waterfront, over near the school, even as far afield as Main Beach. Don’t mind me, I told them when they finally made it back, I’m just the cat and it’s not I’d like some company … other than More…eese. (Did I mention I’m thinking about reinstituting an ArchNemesis… everyone who keeps singing that bl**dy Jingle Bells song, put your antler up … yes, More…eese – you know who you are!)
Nigella ... 