Well well well … I don’t think I am happy about this at all Mummies. I am not sure whether it’s that it’s for a dog – no don’t try to tell me it’s not – there’s a picture of a dog on it – or that you think I’m such a messy eater that I need a tray to catch my crunchies! While there may be the tiniest teeniest bit of truth about the messyness, can’t we all just look the other way? Especially since with the wet weather we’ve been having, it’s not like the crunchies are crunchies at all – more like insipid little chewies. Yuck. Is it any wonder they end up on the floor?
And yes, it has been very rainy here … so much so that I have only managed to get outside once … on the lead … but I did manage to escape one other time, at night, while it was raining … which didn’t make Kaz happy at all! I wasn’t happy when she pinned me to the ground either … but I do understand that she gets worried that I am going to get away from her, maybe even over the fence.
Did she bring me the new green box especially so she could take a photograph of me in it and then say “See Nigey’s bottom does look big in this!”. I wouldn’t do anything like that to her … but she seems to revel in seeing my bottom.
Nigella ... 