What’s for dinner?

Of course that isn’t a picture of me on the tin of cat food Kaz – why would you even think that? And I don’t believe that there really are cats in there either – I wouldn’t be able to eat it if I even thought there was.  Hmmmm.  That would not be good.  But what would be good is if they put pictures of what is in the cans on them – because they should know by now that cats can’t read and it’s very hard for us to work out what’s in there.  I would like to know that there is premium-grade tuna or prawns or something else in there for me to munch on.  It would also make it easier for me to turn my nose up at some of the tins Kaz tries to feed me.  Yuck!  And wouldn’t that be easier on the Mummies if I could just point out a tin of food that I wouldn’t eat?  And then they could stop buying that kind … until I stopped eating those that I like today … but maybe not so much tomorrow.  Or maybe it would be better if I could read .. not a lot, not like novels or anything, but maybe just a basic menu of what I was going to have for dinner.  That way I could pick it out … and the Mummies wouldn’t need to guess and give me something which they will just have to throw out later because I didn’t touch it … except maybe a little around the sides … or to push it around the plate a bit to make it look as though I was kind of, sort of, interested in it.  Nah, who am I kidding … I wouldn’t do that!