Goodness me … I thought Sooz and Kaz loved me … but what did they just do? They left me with Aunty Rosemary for FOUR nights while they went off gallivanting! Leave me at home and Aunty M will come look after me I beseeched them … I was even down on my hands and knees … but no, they still took me to Aunty Rosemary anyway. I do understand why they did it… they didn’t want to have to worry about me while they were away … and they were fairly sure that Aunty Rosemary and her helpers would not tie me to the roof and throw rocks at me – but it was touch and go for a moment there. Who knew they didn’t like being hissed at! What’s that? No-one does?
But phew I’m home now … but not without a surprise stop along the way back from Aunty Rosemary’s. I am going to have to have a word with Aunty M because I believe this was her idea – take Nigey to the vet on the way back from Aunty Rosemary’s … she said … it will be fun she said – not for me (Nigey) … but for Kaz who is the one who has to get me and my 27 legs into the cage each time they force me to go somewhere!
I’d like to say it was fun being away from home for a holiday – but it really isn’t much of a holiday without them. It would be good if one day we could all go on holiday together… maybe if they could get a van like Uncle Wayne. That’s why they were away of course. They went up to Toowoomba to see Uncle Wayne off … he’s finally kitted out his caravan the way he likes it and he’s driven off … without me I might add!
Nigella ... 