They did it again! They took me to Aunty Rosemary’s and left me there for 55 hours – that’s over 2 whole days! I didn’t know where they were – or what they were doing or when they were coming back to get me! It was quite distressing even though I had stringey thing with me. We all know it’s no substitute for them – or the rest of
my toys like the Christmas caravan or my aeroplane, or the beach house. But I tried to make the most of it because they always do come back and they’re always so pleased to see me when they do.
The big difference this time is that Aunty Rosemary no longer has green hair. of course she still does have hair, it’s just not green any more. It’s kind of … dun. But she is still as nice … and I don’t care how many times you try to make me say it Mummies – she did not tie me to the roof and throw rocks at me. That’s just your guilt talking because you didn’t take me to Toowoomba with you, or have Aunty M come to see me while you were away.
There were lots of other cats at Aunty Rosemary’s this time but for the first while I kept to myself – we all know I’m a bit of a loner! The cat in the cage next to mine has slaves who are away for roughly three thousand hours – that’s four months! I’m glad I’m not her!
Aunty A must have been here while I was at Aunty Rosemary’s because the floors are really clean – and, the other giveaway, my aeroplane was up on the couch when I arrived home!
It will be interesting to see if the Mummies let me sleep in their room tonight. I hope they do because I really feel the need to s-t-r-e-t-c-h out where Kaz usually puts her feet.
No photos this time … Aunty Rosemary may or may not have confiscated my phone.
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