That’s right Mummies, I have a whole secret life that you know nothing about … especially now that you think I spend the whole night in the bedroom with you. Ha ha ha. Not true. Why only last night I had my stringey things come in to terrorize you – and they would have … had they been able to jump on the bed by themselves! I could have lifted them up one at a time but since there were two of them, I didn’t want either of them to think they were the favourite by getting airlifted first. Hmmmm … talk about sibling issues!
This morning was not fun when you sent the two sloths to keep an eye on me to make sure I wouldn’t get up to any skullduggery. You know I’m not like that … and no, having a play with Mummy Kaz’s feet and legs with my claws and teeth is not skullduggery … it’s how I show I love her. And yes, I have other ways of showing Mummy Sooz how much I love her. I am a cat of many and varied talents.
Kaz has been taking me outside a bit lately. We went out again today – which surprised me because we had only been out yesterday. I think she does it to wear me out because as soon as I’m finished writing this blog I intend to have a long nap on the shopping bags which they conveniently leave out for me to rest upon … or in.
I am loving the new television even though the Mummies keep threatening me with the spray bottle when I’m up in front of it giving it a good pat – which seems like it’s a scratch because the Mummies haven’t arranged to have my claws trimmed yet. Geez, I’m not saying they’re getting long but I can hear myself walk on the wooden floors now … and I sometimes catch my toes on the carpet! I’m lucky I haven’t tripped and fallen. If only Mummy Kaz was confident enough to trim them herself without having to take me to the vet to have it done. For a fairly confident person she can sometimes be a bit of namby (pamby).
There’s still no sign of Uncle Wayne yet but I hope he comes back soon. I miss him! And I might have a little job for him to help with …
… my beach house! It has suffered some considerable damage – not my fault – it was due to haphazard (read: faulty) construction by Kaz. Aunty M had told her there was a problem with it … but did Kaz listen … Noooooo. And now look what’s happened! Lucky that Minion didn’t get hurt when the roof came off and the rest of the building collapsed!
Nigella ... 