What do you mean I’m not allowed outside? I don’t care if Kaz’s new best friend Norm has been here and spraying something on the grass to get rid of the broad leaves and bindis. I’ve got to get out there – I have four-leafs to find – although that will be harder now that Norm has snipped the heads off most of my clovers. Bad Norm!
So, I have to stay inside until they say it’s safe. Kaz even locked me out of her study yesterday – she said she was busy doing stuff and didn’t have time for me to push her computer off Ollie Tedesco.
Did I mention I’ve been on Social Media again? They thought it was funny – but it wasn’t. It’s never funny when someone’s feelings get hurt – especially when they’re mine.
And it’s not like they didn’t have other photographs of me on the cat tower – taken at the exact same time. They could have used any one of those instead! But did they? No … they said … let’s make fun of Nigey!
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