No way!

There’s definitely something up but I don’t know what it is. Kaz keeps talking about me and then spreading her arms and legs wide apart. I’ve never seen her do anything like it before. She’s done it a couple of times now … and I think I heard something about green hair. How odd is that? There’s only one person I know with green hair and that’s Rosemary at Boarding School … hang on … that can’t be right … surely they’re not going to take me back to stay with “Aunty” (I don’t think so) Rosemary.  But they would you know. 
I really think I’m going to have to work on a strategy here … I am not going back there any time soon. I told them that last time. Hmmm come to think of it,  that could be what the spread-eagled arms and legs thing is about … that’s exactly what I did the last time Kaz tried to put me in the cat cage to take me to Rosemary’s. She had the devil of a time getting me it then … but that will be nothing compared to when she tries again.  Be afraid Kaz and Sooz, be very afraid.
When the time comes … they won’t be able to find me at all. They think it’s bad at bedtime when I go missing … trust me that’s going to seem like a doddle!  But I will give them a fighting chance … let’s see if they can find me in these pictures.