They are guarding the front door as though I’m going to take off the first chance I get … and they are not wrong! Why do I want to do it? Probably because they are going to such great lengths to keep me in: and yes, I do know the rule Kaz and no I am not putting that filthy harness on. Nigey has spoken!
Aunty M has bought me some more of the Stinky yummy Cookies. Their real name is Nood! which is funny when you think about it because I am always in the Nood when I eat them … because I am in the Nood all the time! Maybe Kaz could do something about that … although possibly best not to give her ideas .. I can see her making me up to be a Zombie Cat … “brains, brains” … which is sad because she knows I only really like seafood! She knows that because of all the non-seafood cans of food that get untouched when she puts them out for me. Variety? Variety? Don’t you talk to me about variety!
They disappeared over the weekend again! I don’t think it’s right that they have Aunty M pick up the slack for them … but I’m really glad she does. I make sure she knows I love her because as soon as I hear her coming, I race to the front window to welcome her! Yes … I know she smells of Mimi but she can’t help that.
What do I do while they’re away (besides waiting for Aunty M?) … lots … I’ve taken photos …
When the Mummies did finally get back on Sunday (Aunty M had been just before them around lunchtime to clean out my tray – she knows I don’t like it when it hasn’t been cleaned out – and I sometimes leave a lot there to be cleaned out) I tried to escape again but Kaz thwarted my attempt – again! I am going to have to think again about the 4H … I think they’re right … it’s the only way I am truly going to be able to spend any (real) time outside.
Update:
Nigella ... 