Month: May 2021

Sooz has decided to stay home with me so I don’t have to go board with Aunty (I don’t think so) Rosemary. I am so excited because I will be able to spend some quality time with Sooz without Kaz barging in.
OMG OMG … with Kaz and her stupid sleeping machine gone that means there is no reason for Sooz to lock me out of the bedroom overnight! Hurrah! But don’t tell Kaz because she’ll tell Sooz not to let me have a sleepover because it will set a bad precedent. I don’t think so Kaz, I don’t think so at all.

There’s definitely something up but I don’t know what it is. Kaz keeps talking about me and then spreading her arms and legs wide apart. I’ve never seen her do anything like it before. She’s done it a couple of times now … and I think I heard something about green hair. How odd is that? There’s only one person I know with green hair and that’s Rosemary at Boarding School … hang on … that can’t be right … surely they’re not going to take me back to stay with “Aunty” (I don’t think so) Rosemary.  But they would you know. 
I really think I’m going to have to work on a strategy here … I am not going back there any time soon. I told them that last time. Hmmm come to think of it,  that could be what the spread-eagled arms and legs thing is about … that’s exactly what I did the last time Kaz tried to put me in the cat cage to take me to Rosemary’s. She had the devil of a time getting me it then … but that will be nothing compared to when she tries again.  Be afraid Kaz and Sooz, be very afraid.
When the time comes … they won’t be able to find me at all. They think it’s bad at bedtime when I go missing … trust me that’s going to seem like a doddle!  But I will give them a fighting chance … let’s see if they can find me in these pictures.

They are guarding the front door as though I’m going to take off the first chance I get …  and they are not wrong! Why do I want to do it? Probably because they are going to such great lengths to keep me in: and yes, I do know the rule Kaz and no I am not putting that filthy harness on. Nigey has spoken! 

Aunty M has bought me some more of the Stinky yummy Cookies. Their real name is Nood! which is funny when you think about it because I am always in the Nood when I eat them … because I am in the Nood all the time!  Maybe Kaz could do something about that … although possibly best not to give her ideas .. I can see her making me up to be a Zombie Cat … “brains, brains” … which is sad because she knows I only really like seafood!  She knows that because of all the non-seafood cans of food that get untouched when she puts them out for me.  Variety? Variety? Don’t you talk to me about variety! 

They disappeared over the weekend again!  I don’t think it’s right that they have Aunty M pick up the slack for them … but I’m really glad she does.  I make sure she knows I love her because as soon as I hear her coming, I race to the front window to welcome her!  Yes … I know she smells of Mimi but she can’t help that. 

What do I do while they’re away (besides waiting for Aunty M?) … lots … I’ve taken photos …

When the Mummies did finally get back on Sunday (Aunty M had been just before them around lunchtime to clean out my tray – she knows I don’t like it when it hasn’t been cleaned out – and I sometimes leave a lot there to be cleaned out) I tried to escape again but Kaz thwarted my attempt – again!  I am going to have to think again about the 4H … I think they’re right … it’s the only way I am truly going to be able to spend any (real) time outside.

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