I am not stupid Kaz! I know once the stringey thing comes out at bedtime you do not have my best interests at heart. Yes, I am so on to you Kaz … which is why I darted under the bed when you started the luring Nigey out of the bedroom nonsense. Hmmm … it’s like she forgets cats are. intelligent sentient beings … even though we do like chasing stringey things for hours at a time. Which is why the whole bedtime thing is so unfair because once I’m out of the bedroom she stops playing!
I keep asking the Mummies to take me outside but they are not complying.. No, don’t even start on about that stupid Harness rule or that stupid harness for that matter! It’s not like we dont have high fences around the yard that would stop me getting out – as though I would really want to leave home and the Mummies. I love it here with all my toys, the penthouse (sweet), the window cubby Aunty A brought me, the bathtub, the yum cha service, my pizza box, my caravan, my Aldi box, my Sunbeam fryer box, my plane box, my walking dinosaur, my cat tower, Ollie Tedesco and all the bits and bobs on him, my personal photographer … nope, I wouldn’t want to be leaving any of this any time soon! I’ll keep asking about going out but it may already be too late to catch up with my new friend Tad.
Kaz has been teaching me a new game – she calls it Casino … I personally think she could be doing better things with her time – like literally anything – but she’s as resistant to that as she is to taking me out at the moment!
Nigella ... 