I cannot believe Kaz just did that! Or that she did the next thing! Let me go back to the start so you can see the depth of betrayal and disloyalty we’re talking about here. It started when I woke up this morning: Kaz was a bit strange – make that a lot strange … so I really should have worked out that she was up to no good. By the time I did (work it out), it was already too late! She had locked me out of the bedroom and the penthouse!!! And then she went outside (yes, without me) and when she came back she had that horrible cat travel cage. They should call it: the cat travel to somewhere they don’t like cage because I only ever seem to go to the vet on to the places where all the other unloved cats go … boarding school when she puts me in there! And boy did she have a hell of a time getting me into the carry cage – next time she will definitely get Sooz to help her. How many legs do I have? The same number as when she tries to get me into that 4H (Hot Horrible Hairy Harness).
When I get back from Boarding School (that’s where she took me once she had me in that cage!) I’ll give Kaz a chance to redeem herself – she can start taking me out for a walk every day! Let’s see how much she complains about that!
Nigella ... 