Why don’t they let me have a bedside table? I have so many beds but not one table beside any of them. So, what’s a girl to do? The only thing I could of course … I appropriated one of theirs this morning – Kaz’s. She didn’t seem to mind – She seemed happy – she was busy taking photographs of me lounging, trying to get comfortable around all the junk she keeps on the side table, chewing cables … the usual.
There have been a few photographs over the last few days – there seen to be more photographs when it’s wet – they do try to go outside when it’s raining but they aren’t very good at it. Kaz did go out yesterday and when she came back she was so wet she had to go take a shower. How does that work? Wouldn’t it have just made her more wet?
They did find time to do something constructive though – they fixed my caravan! It’s been a flat pack for a few weeks so it was a bit of a surprise when Kaz peeled it off the living room floor and took it to the table and started folding and sticking – and needing my help. What could I do? I had no choice … I helped. And then I took it for a best drive … and, yes, I may have been speeding a little bit – that’s the only way I can explain the rollover. Don’t worry – I’m okay – really… all I can say is thank goodness they haven’t bought me a high performance vehicle yet. Goodness knows though… I am an excellent driver.
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