BBs …

Well if they won’t let me in at night, maybe they will have the stringey thing in the bedroom with them.  I took him up and put him at the door last night but this morning he was still there.  Maybe they didn’t hear him knock.  I don’t think he’s that strong really … and he can’t claw at the door or thump it with its back legs like me.

So we know that I’m way cuter than (my ArchNemesis) Mimi but the real question now is … who has the bigger bottom?  I know Kaz (as if she can talk) thought it was me but I have now seen the photos of Mimi from the other night and let me tell you … even I was amazed … there it was … a bottom the size of a small African nation!

And apparently she doesn’t even try to hide it – quite the opposite in fact. She isn’t allowed on the table but she does have a seat at the dining room table – and when she’s ready for a nap she just lies down and pops her head under the table cloth – leaving the rest of her not under the tablecloth.  She is very pretty though … if you can look see past her bottom!  Mind you, though, she must have something going for her but she gets to go outside … a lot.  Me … they keep me trapped inside and Kaz and Sooz thwart my every attempt to enjoy the great outdoors … unless I start wearing the harness.  I call it a HA…ness (with a bit of contempt and sneer thrown in for emphasis), because we all know that that is never going to happen!

I am enjoying the scratchpad in my airplane.  It’s all good except I have to sit backwards in it because the back of the plane is too low for me to sit frontwards.  Sidewards works too though – although it’s a tad awkward.  If only Kaz would fix my caravan – or at least cut holes into one of my other cardboard boxes like Aunty M did for Mimi so I have doors and windows to go through again.  But at least she lets me spend time on the top of Ollie Tedesco even though she knows that I’ll probably reach down and grab one of her toys.  I really like the lion.