That will show them … don’t get me offside or I may take it out on the others. That’s right. I did it. It was me. And I’m not a bit sorry that Homer and Emma in their pretty little boxes ended up on the floor behind Buffy (why do they call that piece of furniture that?) or that Sooz’s programs didn’t record because I had pulled the antenna cable out of the wall. Go away and leave me for hours at a time will they? Let’s see how quickly they try that again. Well, that’s what I would say if I was some kind of ruffian and if I wanted to put the frighteners on Sooz and Kaz … but I’m not so I can tell them the truth. I was tired and scared last night while they were out and I decided I needed some company. So, because my dinosaur, and reindeer and the Christmas bears were all fast asleep, I popped up to see Homer and Emma on Buffy. We often have long, deep, meaningful conversations – although admittedly they don’t say much – when Kaz and Sooz are out or safely locked up in their bedroom. Well, last night Ho and Em and I were having a wonderful time and I must have fallen asleep up there with them and they – it was all them I swear – they must have rolled out of our Buffy bed. I didn’t get to see whether they landed on their feet or not because the first I knew about it Kaz was pulling Buffy out from the wall to check to see if the antenna cable had come out … and that’s when I realised Homer or Emma must have knocked it out when they fell off. And yes, Kaz, it is very unkind of you to suggest they might have been pushed … what does she think I am! Oh … that’s right … she thinks – and puts it all over the interweb – that I’m a BIG-BOTTOMED GIRL … grrrrrr … she thought I had forgotten about that did she? Well … apparently not!
Nigella ... 