Month: November 2020

As it turns out, it is not that easy to be an evil genius when planning payback.  I am still working on it though because Kaz must be taught a lesson!  Yes I know they love sharing photos of me on Social Media – and I totally understand that they would want to – but “does my bum look big in this” must not be tolerated.  Hmmm … it could be the caption I took offence with (or is that to).  Maybe if Kaz had put something like:  Nigey still loves her cat tower hammock even if it seems smaller these days because she’s … no, maybe not.  But she did seem to think it was funny … still is funny.  I hear her guffawing sometimes … and it’s pretty raucous and, I must say, a tad unladylike … really a bit like a troll under a bridge Kaz!That being said, I am enjoying my cat tower these days.  It is a bit of a tight fit into the basket bit but it is nice and cozy and makes me feel … secure.  It is also an excellent plotting place!  

What is she trying to do to me?  Have I not been a good cat?  Have I not shown that I am worthy of respect and maybe even a little deference?  So what the %$&@$ was that thing that she (yes, you Kaz) put on Facebook?  Yes it was me … and I know it was there because Sooz showed me because she thought it was cute … but let me tell you it is an intrusion on my privacy … and my good nature!  I’m talking about the picture of me in my hammock!  Because I still use things even when I have outgrown them a little, I was maybe hanging over the edge … a little.  However that is absolutely no reason for there to be a picture of me on Facebook with the caption:  Does my bum look big in this?  Hmmm.  Payback is a b*tch Kaz!  All I can say is watch your back … because you will never know when it’s coming!