There’s absolutely no doubt in my mind that if it ever came to a battle of wits and wills between Kaz and Sooz and me, I would certainly almost win! Okay, I am just being modest… we all know I would kick/hit it out of the ballpark (I don’t play a lot of organised sport so I’m not quite sure about some of that terminology.). I am of course referring to what they keep feeding me for dinner. Yes, I know I like those cookies but like everyone I want to mix it up a bit from time to time. I think Kaz and Sooz object to the mixing up having to happen at almost every meal. They do have two types of cookies they regularly give me and they’re okay and all but what they don’t realise is that I would like about seven or eight different varieties on tap and then they could surprise me at each meal. What? They did that already with wet and dry food and gave the different types and flavours ratings based on how much I ate of them and most of them came back in the lower single digits. Hmmmm. If I’d tried harder I reckon I could have had some of them coming back in the negatives. “Leave it there long enough and she will eat it” they said, as if I wasn’t even listening! I know they used to serve some of their other cats yum cha … I’m not sure what that is but it sure sounds tasty. Although, and there might be cause/pause for thought here … they don’t feed those other cats anything now … they keep them in boxes up near the television set… and it’s funny but I can’t seem to bring myself to knock them off there!
Nigella ... 