What do they think I am … chopped liver? They went away on the weekend … AGAIN … living me alone with just my toys, food, cookies, water, Tibet, fresh litter … and the faint hope that Aunty M might pop in to see me and give me a face rub! And what am I to do in the other hours and hours they are gone? I’m thinking I might have to take some tips from the other cats they know! Who? Well, that Mimi (grrrrr) for a start. Word on the street is that Aunty M had to buy a new television because Mimi knocked the one in the dining room at her place off the cupboard it was sitting on. Aunty M didn’t make that mistake again … the new one is suspended in the sky where Mimi can’t reach it (ha ha!). And then there’s Tilly – who owns Syl and An. She was so concerned they were going away that on the day before they were due to leave, she knocked a glass head off a cupboard … we’re not talking a small head here either – it was big (Syl used to put her barrister wig on it) and heavy … and it shattered into a gazillion pieces when it hit the floor. All this was because they were leaving … AND they were taking her with them … so imagine what it would have been like if they were leaving her at home alone … like Sooz and Kaz leave me!
Yes, I’ll have to put some thought into this – and start noting what they like around the house. Hmmm, I could have some real fun here!
Nigella ... 