Deja vu. That’s a thing, right? Where you get the feeling that you’ve done exactly the same thing before. Like when Kaz gets really excited when she gets a package from Amazon and she says those words “You are going to love this Nigey” – which we all know means nothing of the sort. Yes, the new harness has arrived – a couple of sizes larger than the one that went off to my nemesis Mimi (may she wear it in good health) and in fluorescent orange. I don’t think I’m going to be able to hide this one as successfully as the one before the last … which Kaz still hasn’t found!
Anyway, within minutes of her tearing the new harness out of its package, she was calling me to come and try it on. Hmmm. To go or not to go, that was the question. And there might have been a choice if I didn’t know that Kaz would come and get me if I didn’t go … or if I had actually been anywhere but two feet from her at the time! She said it was going to be easier to get this one on and that would have been so if I didn’t know how to fold my arms (read: legs), and then cross them, and then wriggle like crazy to prevent the harness being slipped on. But, you have to give it to Kaz, she kept trying until she managed to do it. And then you have to give it to me … I just laid there with it on, then jumped on the floor, and then Tas’d my way out of it. (That would make more sense if you knew Tas – the whirling Tasmanian Devil cartoon character!). Anyway the score stands at Me:1 Kaz:0. Let the games resume!
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