Out and about … or not

Kaz went off again this week and she was gone for two whole days! Well, she came home in the evening of the first day but she left before dawn on the second day! That’s what it felt like anyway. Sooz would tell it differently maybe. And Kaz. They would say she’d gone off to her volunteering gig. It just seemed that she was gone forever – even though she only does 8:30 to 4pm there. But she leaves home earlier than that so she can have a coffee with her new little friend in Chirn Park before she goes off to the Big Work House.  No, seriously, that’s what the coffee shop The Little Barista has on its wall – as well as its opening hours and a faded chalk message saying they are open Christmas Day. If Kaz and Sooz ever let me out at all, I might be able to find out if all that’s true or not. For all I know it could just be a story Kaz spins to keep me entertained because she knows I don’t get out … can’t get out.
I am planning my escape though … but don’t tell them. I want it to be a surprise. Heh heh… no, just joking. I know the only chance I have of getting out that front door is to put that harness on … and that’s not going to happen any time soon. I know Kaz has been looking for it but I have hidden it really well this time and she will never find it … never! Of course, that may not save me – I suspect Kaz is looking at something called a CAT VEST online – although I suspect it could be spelled STRAIGHT JACKET … oops, actually that’s STRAITJACKET – or something like that … we all know I can’t read – or, it seems, spell!

Sooz and Kaz are persisting with that squirter bottle when they consider I’m being less than my usual perfect loving and lovely self and when they can’t reach it they pretend they have it – they point at me with their hands like they’re holding the bottle and make squirting noises. Okay, okay, I’m not proud of it but sometimes it does work.
Otherwise everything is good here – they’re feeding me, and playing with me and doing a good job of cleaning out the litter tray (always very important). I think I’ll stay here a bit longer.