Why are they still locking me out of the bedroom at night? Haven’t Sooz and Kaz seen that I can stay in my own bed for hours at a time while they are busy watching MasterChef on whatever else is on in the evenings? I can do that through the night when they are asleep too – really I can – if only they would give me a chance. And no, I wouldn’t go walking over the bedside tables, or the bedhead, or push the radio off the side – I know I do that sometimes during the day now, but I would be good at night, really I would. Hmmmm, I think that empassioned plea is going to fall on deaf ears – Sooz’s as well as Kaz’s. We expect it from Kaz – what did Sooz say to her the other day … once you have your teeth and eyes fixed maybe they can have a look at your ears! I don’t think Kaz heard that though otherwise she may have had something to say about it … which kind of makes me think that maybe Sooz is right on the money!
The man who delivers the Thai food seems quite nice. He was telling Sooz and Kaz the other day that their 23-year old cat ran out of lives last year and they still really miss it. It was sad for me too because Sooz said I would probably see she and Kaz out. Who’s going to look after me if that happens? I hope they have a plan in place – and are carrying cards in their wallets telling people that I am home alone if (Heaven forbid) anything happened to them. If something happens to them here I would be okay for a while … I’ve heard of Soylent Green and I can eat the unprocessed type!
I’m not totally sure but I think Kaz and Sooz may have been seeing other pets! They went out this morning and came back smelling of Mouse, Bluey and Tilly. They can have a free pass on Mouse – she’s Aunty M’s mother, but the other two – Syl and An’s new puppy and kitten – are a worry. What if they’re cuter than me? Hard to believe I know but you never know what will happen … let’s not forget that Aunty M got that stupid little MiMi (grrrrrr) when she knew she could visit me any time she wanted. Sheesh … humans!
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