Molly Molly Molly

I can not believe I fell for that again!  What was I thinking?  Well obviously I wasn’t!  Bedtime for Sooz and Kaz and as Kaz did last minute things around the house I made my way into the bedroom and hid.  I can’t say where because I know they read this!  Kaz looked for me but couldn’t find me – she even checked MY room and the lounge and the living room and kitchen but we know I wasn’t there.  And then she did it … she rattled the Cat Cookies Container and I shot out from – ahem – wherever I was to where she and the COOKIES were. I am promising myself that I won’t let Kaz do that to me again … because as I was eating and mid-mouthful Kaz said “night Nigey” and then she was gone … and when I had finished and went up to join them, the bedroom door was … closed. What the? Why don’t they just put a sign with a picture of me and a big cross through it at the door?  That way they wouldn’t have to close it.  I am still trying to work out if they are keeping themselves in or me out.
There was sad news last week … Syl and An’s Miki finally used up the last of her nine lives.  I know because on Saturday they sent packets and packets of cat treats they had for her over to me.  I am trying to like them… really I am … but it’s not happening yet.  Maybe that traitor M could use them for her new … it pains me to say it … cat.  I’m not sure what it’s called (although I have some fairly good names for the both of them – none of which I am allowed to say out loud) but it’s kennel name was/is Molly.  How could M do this to me … why does she want another cat – aren’t I enough for her … she knows she can visit me any time … I’m always available for cat-time and face rubs?  Hmmm … I hope she and “Molly” and Mouse (M’s mother) are happy together.  (Note to self:  next time M is here, do not hold back on the real Nigey!  They don’t call me “leg hound” for nothing.)  
Kaz and Sooz are telling me not to be jealous because M has enough love for me and another cat … and in these uncertain times, it will be nice for she and Mouse to have a little furry at home to spend time with – now that people are being asked to stay at home and to practise social distancing – but that distancing thing doesn’t apply to cats and dogs and porcupines and dolphins and spiders and snakes and other critters … just people.  I’ll do my best, of course, but I’m only … oops, almost wrote “human”.  D’oh. Maybe if I saw photos of Molly I could start to like her.