I can not believe I fell for that again! What was I thinking? Well obviously I wasn’t! Bedtime for Sooz and Kaz and as Kaz did last minute things around the house I made my way into the bedroom and hid. I can’t say where because I know they read this! Kaz looked for me but couldn’t find me – she even checked MY room and the lounge and the living room and kitchen but we know I wasn’t there. And then she did it … she rattled the Cat Cookies Container and I shot out from – ahem – wherever I was to where she and the COOKIES were. I am promising myself that I won’t let Kaz do that to me again … because as I was eating and mid-mouthful Kaz said “night Nigey” and then she was gone … and when I had finished and went up to join them, the bedroom door was … closed. What the? Why don’t they just put a sign with a picture of me and a big cross through it at the door? That way they wouldn’t have to close it. I am still trying to work out if they are keeping themselves in or me out.
There was sad news last week … Syl and An’s Miki finally used up the last of her nine lives. I know because on Saturday they sent packets and packets of cat treats they had for her over to me. I am trying to like them… really I am … but it’s not happening yet. Maybe that traitor M could use them for her new … it pains me to say it … cat. I’m not sure what it’s called (although I have some fairly good names for the both of them – none of which I am allowed to say out loud) but it’s kennel name was/is Molly. How could M do this to me … why does she want another cat – aren’t I enough for her … she knows she can visit me any time … I’m always available for cat-time and face rubs? Hmmm … I hope she and “Molly” and Mouse (M’s mother) are happy together. (Note to self: next time M is here, do not hold back on the real Nigey! They don’t call me “leg hound” for nothing.)
Kaz and Sooz are telling me not to be jealous because M has enough love for me and another cat … and in these uncertain times, it will be nice for she and Mouse to have a little furry at home to spend time with – now that people are being asked to stay at home and to practise social distancing – but that distancing thing doesn’t apply to cats and dogs and porcupines and dolphins and spiders and snakes and other critters … just people. I’ll do my best, of course, but I’m only … oops, almost wrote “human”. D’oh. Maybe if I saw photos of Molly I could start to like her.
Month: March 2020
Hello again…
You have to feel sorry for Sooz – she’s been barking like a dog all week! It’s some kind of lurgy that’s laid her low since last Sunday: she Was so crook then she didn’t ever go to Reiki practice and she hasn’t really been much better since.. She even confined herself to the bedroom while Kaz’s brother was here at the start of last Week – although she did manage to go out to Trivia with them.
We must have truly magical powers! He made all the rubbish in Kaz’s office disappear – and most of it has been hanging around since I got here mid-last year! It also meant that I was locked out of that room. I don’t care what they say, I would not have put a hole into the blow-up bed with my claws (or teeth) … I’m much more careful than that.
And speaking of Wa, for someone who professes not to like cats, he’s not that bad. He didn’t squirt me with the water bottle this time but he did pretend he was going to. But I really was on my very best behaviour. I only climbed up the screen door a couple of times, and I didn’t even really try to escape out the front door – but I would have if he’d been here one day longer! I had him believing I wouldn’t try to make a break for it – which of course is how I escaped under Kaz’s watch a couple of weeks back. She was pretty quick to catch me and now she’s talking about that darned harness again.
Nigella ... 