Apparently I am “a brute”! And just because I had a tiny little chew on the Stress Sumo. They (that would be Sooz and Kaz) know I don’t have hands so I can’t use it like normal people do. And I really didn’t think they would find it – not so quickly anyway. I hope this doesn’t mean Kaz is going to start sifting through my litter tray looking for evidence. As if it would have been anyone else – or could have been!I have been doing my best to keep Kaz and Sooz on their toes … especially when they’re not paying me (enough) attention-like when they’re doing the SMH quiz or the crossword. And Kaz certainly gives me a cross word (or two) when I hug her leg (really tightly) and give her a little smooch on the knee or calf. Just because I use my teeth sometimes she gets upset. Do you know she thinks she has to shake me off … well, that may be true – but it’s not like I would actually hurt her … and yes I have bitten Sooz on the bottom on occasion but that was an accident – more or less.They went out and left me locked in the laundry on Monday – not cool. But at least they left me with some of my stuff … including Pinkie. I think Kaz has only just realised how much Pinkie means to me … and it any took me having to take him through to give him some crunchies. So Kaz has it now … Pinkie is not a toy … he is my friend …who l have to carry around … because he is lazy … oh, wait, no … it’s because he’s legless … no wait, that’s not right either – it’s because he has no legs. Poor Pinkie. Lucky he’s got me.
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