I’m fairly sure they’ve been drugging me. It’s not a nice process. First Kaz makes me eat something (that’s not too bad), then lures me into the bedroom (usually with a stringy thing) then scoops me up off the floor, grabs the back of my neck and then there’s Sooz with stuff she squirts into my mouth. I don’t remember much after that usually except Sooz saying: Go to sleep Nig…
Otherwise l’m okay – except for the plastic cone on my head (still) and that they’ve hidden my stringy things. I heard Sooz say she had hidden one of them so I wouldn’t be tempted, but I think she was actually talking about Kaz because she loves doing stringy thing with me.
I just wish they’d both get up a bit earlier. I can usually get Kaz to get up by playing with the things on her bedside table – and despite what she says, I’m sure nothing bad would happen if I bit through one of those cables.
And … nooooo … I have fleas!! It’s Kaz’s fault for taking me to the Vet because I didn’t have them before I went! Sooz found one on me yesterday and killed it … just as well too because with me being a cone-head and all, there’s no way I could have gotten to it! There’s talk of flea treatment … not sure what that entails but hopefully it won’t mean another visit to the Vet because no good seems to come from my going there!
Nigella ... 